I miss That’s So Raven.
"Are you as bored as I am?" makes sense even when...
bonnie-cate: anescapedfish: bonnie-cate: lmaogtfo: Am I the only one who tried to read it as ”Ma I Sa Derob Sa Uoy Era” first? Haha I did too The Mirror of Erised ruined us, didn’t it? Mind fuck.
Anonymous asked: Your hair is so beautiful :33
Minding your own business then hearing your name...
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
When you smell weed
When my friend has a sunburn: →
i made a new friend on the plane
ripkamsud: dis us this us actin crazy smooches to u hataz ewwww y’all ugly dis us sleep of course we cute we black
animatedwolf asked: Your eyes... :| They are amazing. :)
I let my friend trim my nails for me, but not I hardly have any left “/ Woes of my life.
Anonymous asked: You are soooooo cuteee like omgg <3 >3< asdfghjj f put y0 p3nis in me c:
US Congress declares Pizza a Vegetable
kingjaffejoffer: chinaija: jamtastik: jaydeleaus: mishahasherpes: youcantcancelquidditch: what-is-this-i-dont-even: My country is fucking stupid. … … I love it. But even if we were saying okay, there’s enough sauce to make it a serving of tomato, tomatoes aren’t- GOD BLESS AMERICA Philly D did a story on this today…smgdmfh, yo. Fucking…America. lmao
After reading a really good story, I always feel like I’m capable of writing some awesomeness. Too bad I cannot.
Je m’appelle Dale. Je suis ennuyeuse.