My last two New Years Eves have been exciting. This one will not be because I have to be up early for work -.-
This guy at work tried to mock me today and I’m like “listen you work at McDonald’s year round, and you’re going no where. Please get a hobby and do something with your life.”
My sister says that she’s glad I met my grandmother before she died, and all I can think of is how much I didn’t like the old lady. Honestly though, she was mean.
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
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Anonymous asked: ♡
Send me the sign and I will do it.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
My main concern on New Years Eve is to get to sleep early.
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
Anonymous asked: aw dale i forgot about you and then i saw you on my dash and i remember you and my day is a lot better.
Anonymous asked: Are you gay?
Anonymous asked: Are you a virgin?
Anonymous asked: Why are you so darn cute?
Anonymous asked: Will you please dye you hair black?
Anonymous asked: When are you going to come out of the closet?
Anonymous asked: You're freaking cute. Just sayin' (:
I've come to the conclusion that I am Edna Mode:
welcometothemadteaparty: When asked about my philosophies: When someone insecure asks about how they look: When friends ask for constructive critism pertaining to their outift: And even when they ask for some friendly and nuturing advice: