September 2011
Play
August 2011
Alternate Harry Potter Titles
1. Harry Potter and the Holy Shit I’m A Wizard
2. Harry Potter and the This Voldemort Shit is Getting Old
3. Harry Potter and the My God Father Is A Killer Oh And Also A Dog
4. Harry Potter and the What’s a Girl?
5. Harry Potter and the Angst Angst Angst Angst
6. Harry Potter and the Time Malfoy Pussied Out
7. Harry Potter and the Longest Damn Camping Trip I’ve Ever Seen.
017. The new DADA teacher, Professor Letchworth, was addressing some of his students' OWLS letters when he came across his brightest students marks. He noticed he only received an Exceeds Expectations in DADA, when he could have easily had an Outstanding. Letchworth decided to check his exam and discovered that he had missed every question about werewolves. He found this curious seeing how he had spent a whole week on werewolves this past term but then he read the answer to the question, "Give five signs that identify the werewolf." The student answered, "1. Loyalty 2. Bravery 3. Selflessness 4. Great teacher 5. Great father." When Teddy Lupin received his OWLS the next day, he had received an O in Defense Against The Dark Arts..
can i go cry now?
why would you do this
why
oh my…i’ll just go cry now.
I have a weeks worth of facial hair growing. Idk if I should get rid of it or let it go.
Thanks for following, you have a very nice blog ^_^
Haha, thanks!
Sorry if this is really late btw.
Play
If you are on God's side reblog this. If you're on the Devil's side, keep scrolling.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
I really like being back at college. I missed having a social life.
Raw: this slender, pointed figure
pressing into me without control –
a crystalline ersatz embedding
in the matrix of my soul,
Now weightless, with presentiment’s eclipse
unable to hitherto exist (beyond
such acts of nature as this, in which
she sutures one to one).
And the white-hot revolutions
of this new center – this driving core
are like the crash of eternity
against my savage and broken shore:
Shadows to the footfalls of bony legs;
they are the lexicon of God.
Such language! – delicate whispers, sighs;
Alive, he breathes as I, and his genome
is a map of my existence, great reprise
of my legend, a resurrection all in verse and song:
Deluge like mania, acute and burning euphony –
I place my lips against the mark
Of some dark and ancient cruelty;
I gauge the block, and Roman, I create the arch.
When someone has a rubberband and points that shit at you
it’s been pointed out that i blink like a maniac when this happens. :|
I’m also really nervous about meeting my new roommate :x
Moving back into college. w00p! Not looking forward to all the unpacking though >.>
um im sorry we havent spoken in five months and now you "miss me" and wanna "hang out"
“You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them.”
— Maya Angelou (Letter to My Daughter)
Only a week left until I’m gone!!!!! College can’t come soon enough :[
I miss my friend :(
